Useful Advice

“A scent should be discovered, not announced.” – Dear Abby

Or maybe it was Ann Landers.

Whatever, they were both batshit crazy most of the time anyway - they only came out with a gem once a decade. I know this, because I read their columns for 11 years, over the course of which they only produced two gems – the one above, and the other one which involved getting fooled and shaming. But I shan’t share it now, because there’s no need to blow my advice-columnist-adages wad in one sitting.