Jeepers Peepers

I got contact lenses for the very first time yesterday. Aside from it being just shy of totally freaky (fighting the primal urge to get whatever that shit is in my eye OUT, the constant nagging paranoia that I’ve left my glasses somewhere and I need them, the burning) they’re pretty cool. Upside #1: I can see if people are checking me out from across the room without squinting at them. Upside #2: I can check people out from across the room without squinting at them. Game on.