Trivial Pursuit

I would rather be ignored than be asked for my phone number by someone who then decides to not call it. I certainly revel in the initial flattery, but that feeling quickly turns to embarrassment and self-doubt if the asker does not follow-through. Did I misunderstand the asker’s original intent? Is it a power-trip for the asker? A change of heart? A bad organization system? A hole in the pocket? A hole in the head?

But now that I think of it, none of these options bode well for the asker – they’re indicative of communication problems, control issues, indecision, lack of logic, a desire for a mother rather than a girlfriend or perhaps a penchant for Pocket Pool, and/or a low IQ.

Well then, I feel much better now. Ha, ha, sucker.